queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN [SOURCE]

IT HAS MOONS! IT HAS MOONS!!

PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

purgeparty:

estando:

no war but the skeleton class war

the skeletariat will overthrow the bonegeoise 

shmurdapunk:

queenofthesideeye:

shmurdapunk:

French onion pumpkin soup is my first pumpkin recipe of the season

Is this real?

It’s real, I’m eating it now

If you don’t put that recipe on your food tumblr you better delete.

Not even playing I NEED that soup in my life.

BREAKING: Here’s what’s known now in Ferguson: Another young man has been killed, a 12-year-old boy in Dellwood. The boy’s shooting and the officer’s shooting are unrelated. However, a suspect that shot a female Ferguson PD Officer is currently being surrounded in a Ferguson-area house.

jean-grey-o-lantern:

So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

Look at this

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You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

socialjusticekoolaid:

Last Night in Ferguson (9.28-9.29): Last night’s protest was one of the in Ferguson this month, proving once again that the residents of Ferguson/STL County are some of the most resilient and inspiring in all the land. The police were literally holding peaceful protesters hostage late into the night (folks who were complying with all police requests) so they could negotiate with the remaining folks to leave, but the protesters didn’t back down. Eventually all arrestees were released, and many plan to be back out there tonight.

Injustice in Ferguson continues, but despite it, community now thrives too. This is still happening. Are you still paying attention? #staywoke #farfromover

shmurdapunk:

baddygrl:

whitegirlsaintshit:

worstpal:

bile7:

uglynewyork:

unexplained-events:

Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

Video

lmfao

Stay woke

stop

HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL HELL NAWL MALCOLM JANAWL WARNER KAREEM ABDUL JANAWL JUVENAWL PAUL NAWL

i’m too drunk for this whyyw whwyw why whys

LMAO WHAT

Ahahahahaha nope. Fuck grading papers tomorrow, I’m cleansing this fucking apartment. The spirit world is real and I am not fucking with that.

amordeconuco:

Paintings of Campesinos dominicanos.
How do I source the pictures on mobile?????
PS: just google campesinos dominicanos and you will find these paintings.

pumpkinspiceaddiction:

msqueenly:

karlimeaghan:

I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.

I wasted time on Sherlock and Doctor Who. T__T

dion, you made it!!

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

fizzylimon:

jackinaction:

bonnsexuality:

sam-cortland:

Never apologize for your fluency in english.
If you have a different mother tongue, you are under no obligation to know english at all, let alone fluent english.
Never let anyone make you feel bad for not speaking proper english.
Be proud of your mother tongue.
Why should we learn their language when they mock and refuse to learn our own.

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I feel like this message is well intentioned but a little lacking in forward thinking. If you live in an english speaking country and intend to live there for the forseeable future you need to speak the language. This is common sense. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to get a job, potentially even the right kind of healthcare if you were in trouble.

Basically: If someone’s being a jackass because you don’t have a full grasp of any language, kick em in the nads. But if you’re in an english speaking country and working in it, you need to know the language. Just like I would want to know Japanese before living in Japan.

Sorry if I sounded condescending, it is important though.

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A.) The whole point of this post is that immigrants to English-speaking countries are doing their best and don’t deserve to be scolded, and you literally did just that

B.) “Just like I would want to know Japanese before living in Japan.” Funny you should mention that, because literally the biggest complaint about expats in Japan and Korea is that they don’t  learn the language and complain about how the locals don’t speak English well enough to make up for it, so maybe you’re different, but like, at least argue with facts.

C.) If you think it’s easy to learn English, you’ve never tried to learn English as a secondary language, let alone as an immigrant who is not only past the age where language-learning is easy, and who is also probably working long hours in menial labor, thus sapping the time and energy they have for learning English.

In summary: you are being the exact person that this post is talking about, and you should take some time to reflect on that.

apolysis:

quarts point babies.

apolysis:

quarts point babies.

peacemaker11:

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

lunabxbe:

Loving youuuuu.

lunabxbe:

Loving youuuuu.